Classes for Men
Posted by thegreenbutler on May 20, 2009
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.
TOPIC 1 – How to fill up the ice cube trays:
Step by step, with slide presentation.
TOPIC 2 – The toilet paper roll:
Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion.
TOPIC 3 – How to fight cerebral atrophy:
Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you’re going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
TOPIC 4 – Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor:
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
TOPIC 5 – The after-dinner dishes and silverware:
Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
TOPIC 6 – Loss of identity:
Losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline support and support groups.
TOPIC 7 – Learning how to find things:
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
TOPIC 8 – Health watch:
Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.
TOPIC 9 – Real men ask for directions when lost:
Real life estimonials.
TOPIC 10 – Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.
TOPIC 11 – Learning to live:
Basic differences between your mother and your wife. Online class and role playing.
TOPIC 12 – How to be the ideal shopping companion:
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
